This Ghoul Runs on Caffeine & Sarcasm | Funny Gothic Sweatshirt

For those who wake up feeling like a ghoul but still need coffee to face the world, this sweatshirt is your new wardrobe staple. Perfect for coffee-fuelled mornings, late-night work sessions, or lounging with a healthy dose of sarcasm, it’s as witty as it is cozy.

Made from soft, sustainable materials, this sweatshirt is designed to keep you warm while you navigate the chaos of everyday life. The bold, gothic-inspired design lets everyone know exactly how you survive: caffeine in one hand, sarcasm in the other.

• Unisex fit (because ghouls come in all shapes and sizes)

• Ethically made & sustainably printed

• Soft, mid-weight fabric for year-round wear

• Machine washable for easy care

• Sizes S–XXXL

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Shop with purpose: Every purchase supports Finally Free CIC, helping survivors of domestic abuse access no-time-limit shelters, community programs, and long-term recovery services. Wearing this sweatshirt means you’re not just expressing your humour and personality—you’re making a real difference in someone’s life.