For the green-thumbed and delightfully sarcastic, the I Garden So I Don’t Choke People Sweatshirt is your cosy armour against chaos. Perfect for long hours in the garden, lounging with a coffee, or quietly judging the world, this sweatshirt combines humour, comfort, and a little bit of edge.
Made from soft, sustainable fabrics with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s designed to keep you warm while staying breathable and durable. Pair it with leggings, jeans, or layer under a jacket for ultimate all-season versatility.
And because we believe your wardrobe can do good, profits are reinvested into Finally Free CIC, our sister brand creating red tape–free domestic violence shelters. Every sweatshirt helps provide safe spaces and empowerment for women and families while you nurture your plants (and sanity).
✨ Why you’ll love it:
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Hilarious “I Garden So I Don’t Choke People” print 🌱
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Soft, sustainable fabric for cosy all-day wear
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Relaxed unisex fit—ideal for layering or lounging
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Dark humour, plant-loving, and feminist-approved
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Every purchase reinvests into Finally Free CIC shelters
👉 Check our Size Guide here to find your perfect fit.
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