Digging in the dirt is cheaper than therapy - and a lot more socially acceptable than what you’re actually thinking. The Gardening Because M*rder Is Wrong Sweatshirt is made for plant lovers, true crime fans, and anyone who knows their succulents are safer than their temper.
Part of our sarcastic, feminist collection, this cosy sweatshirt combines humour with comfort. Crafted from sustainable, breathable fabrics and cut with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s perfect for pruning your roses, pulling weeds, or just sipping tea in your favourite chair while side-eyeing humanity.
And because we believe impact should grow alongside style, profits are reinvested into Finally Free CIC-our sister brand building red tape–free domestic violence shelters. So every time you pull it on, you’re helping plant the seeds of safety and freedom for women everywhere.
✨ Why you’ll love this sweatshirt:
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Funny “Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong” design
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Sustainable, comfy fabric perfect for all seasons
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Relaxed unisex fit—flattering & cosy for everyone
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Sarcastic, witchy, and bookish vibes rolled into one
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Every purchase reinvests into Finally Free CIC shelters
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