Charlie Kirk: The Podcast Bro Who Thought He Was a Politician

Let’s get this straight - Charlie Kirk was never a politician. He wasn’t JFK. He wasn’t Thatcher (thank god). He wasn’t even Nigel Farage with his fake pints. He was a podcast bro at best, ranting at college kids too young to know better. So why on earth are people building statues in his honour and crying like the man just cured cancer?

Even Trump Doesn’t Care

You know it’s bad when not even Donald Trump - the king of opportunistic eulogies - can be bothered to feign sadness. Charlie Kirk spent his entire “career” kissing Trump’s orange arse, and yet in death? Crickets. Silence. A quick “thoughts and prayers” tweet at best.

If your own leader doesn’t care, maybe - just maybe - you weren’t the political powerhouse you thought you were.

Statues? Really?

Now, I’m all for public art, but a statue of Charlie Kirk? That’s weird AF. Statues are for leaders, activists, icons. Kirk was a bloke with a podcast, a dodgy haircut, and a talent for shouting misogyny at impressionable kids. Building a monument to him is like building a statue of Andrew Tate for “services to women.” Utter nonsense.

The Myth of Kirk the Politician

People are crying because they thought Charlie Kirk was going to be the “next great politician.” Bless them. Honestly, I didn’t realise that education and critical thinking had been outlawed in the US, but judging by this mass meltdown, it must be true. Too many folks have been smacked with the lack-of-common-sense brush, and here we are, mourning a man who never even made it into office.

Repeat after me: a podcast does not make you a politician.

Erika Kirk: The Handmaid’s Tale Cosplay

And then there’s Erika Kirk. Oh, Erika. The tears, the theatrics, the performance as though she’s Jackie Kennedy after JFK’s assassination. Reality check: you’re not America’s widow-in-chief. You’re more Serena Joy from The Handmaid’s Tale - smiling while the patriarchy strips women of every right we’ve ever fought for.

Instead of being a voice for women, you’ve become the patriarchy’s favourite pick-me. Sorry love, but that’s not strength. That’s submission.

Why Dope Soul Village Cares

So why are we writing about Charlie Kirk? Because Dope Soul Village wouldn’t exist without men like him, Andrew Tate, and the endless parade of hateful podcast bros. Every time they open their mouths to spew misogyny, racism, or anti-woman propaganda, it proves exactly why spaces like ours are needed.

We fight back with badass feminist clothing, feminist hoodies, feminist sweaters, and adaptive nightwear - armour for women who refuse to be pushed 100 years backwards. We don’t cry over podcast bros. We build communities that bury their ideas once and for all.

The Truth

Charlie Kirk wasn’t a politician. He wasn’t a leader. He was a misogynist with a mic. And if his own idol Trump couldn’t be bothered to shed a tear, why on earth should we?

So mourn if you must. Build your weird statues. But history won’t remember Charlie Kirk as a statesman. At best, he’ll be remembered as a cautionary tale — a podcast bro who mistook his own echo chamber for power.